- Women are more fun when the power goes out.
- You can't get your guitar wet.
- Ever try to screw a guitar?
- The input to a guitar is only 1/4" (ouch!)
- A guitar won't beg to be played.
- It's no fun to tie your guitar to a bed and spray whipped cream on it.
- When playing a guitar, you can use your teeth, but not your tongue.
- Guitars aren't very aggressive.
- A guitar won't play you back.
- You need two hands to make a guitar scream.
- A guitar won't scratch your back.
- A guitar won't drive you home if you're too drunk.
- A guitar doesn't care who plays it.
- You can't play two guitars at once.
- You can't fall in love with a guitar.. (awwwwwww, gee, how sweet ;-) (well, maybe you can, but they can't love you back).
- It's a lot more fun to stretch out a woman than guitar strings.
- Guitar lessons aren't free and aren't as much fun.
- If you really do want little guitars, you have to buy them.
- You can't marry a rich guitar.
- Even a good guitar won't usually last a whole lifetime.
- Guitars don't taste very good.
- A guitar won't give you head.
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